All I want is to write my paper and drink my coffee without throwing up. Thanks.

I just need to announce that Starbucks is not the appropriate place for a 50-something-year-old man to make out with his much-younger coffee date.

A peck - okay.

A marathon - not okay.

And there's your Sunday Morning Life Tip from Laura.
Write that down and stow it away for later.

Putting this here so it will post as my profile picture.